Michael being a Target employee
If nobody else likes the music you listen to, then why give a shit? Stay unique.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now